I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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