I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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