Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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