wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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