return my video game
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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