Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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