have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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