I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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