I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
