Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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