quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You can't motorboat a personality
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize