I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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