I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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