that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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