She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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