i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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