We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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