Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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