But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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