i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Randomize
