Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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