Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Farmville is her only friend.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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