i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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