Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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