Sry I called you an 8
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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