yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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