People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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