I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
