he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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