love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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