now i know why i became what i already was.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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