i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
