i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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