Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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