You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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