Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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