Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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