is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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