she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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