This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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