David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i need some magic done to my vagina
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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