It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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