D3 body, D1 cock
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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