Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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