I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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