so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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