ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
dude i'm inner monologue high
this beer tastes like vomit already
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
