He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'd cum for enchiladas.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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