I'm going to jail i love you
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Your cock deserves a montage
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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