i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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