I hate your face
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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