I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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