Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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